Conspiracy Nation -- Vol. 10  Num. 78
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A proposal "going through final review at the Environmental Protection Agency and the White House calls for a ban on the use of charcoal or gas grills for outdoor cooking." (WWN, 7/22/97) An Associated Press article backs the claim: "...barbecuing has become a smouldering target in the sizzling debate over whether to clamp down further on air pollution... 'Some federal officials are proposing restrictions on the use of charcoal and gas grills used for cooking...'"

Oppressed Wives Demand: "Husbands Must Be Castrated."

Oppressed womyn of America, already abused by sex attacks from space aliens (CN 10.66), are also having to endure cheating husbands. So they are striking a blow for sisterhood by issuing this ultimatum to philandering husbands: "Either it's divorce, or it's chemical castration." And, according to WWN, hundreds of married men are now going to doctors for castration rather than face divorce. Some womyn are even insisting on pre-nuptial agreements in which the future husbands promise "to have themselves chemically castrated if ever caught in an adulterous affair." (WWN, 7/22/97)

CIA Detaining 3-Year-Old Psychic Girl?

Supposedly, the CIA is holding a 3-year-old psychic girl and intensely questioning her. Little Betty Runcet reportedly predicted the OKC bombing, says WWN (7/22/97). But if she is 3-years-old now, she would have been 1-year old in 1995, when the OKC tragedy occurred: so how does a 1-year-old express her prediction about an imminent terrorist attack? Yet Brad Culdaur, who says he is a former CIA agent, insists that it's true. Future predictions by the "amazing" 3-year-old include...

** 8/22/97 -- a nuclear disaster in southwestern U.S. ** 12/19/97 -- terrorists bomb Washington, DC ** 1/12/98 -- in Europe, a major assassination. We'll see.

Alleged Love Child of JFK To Tour College Campuses

Weekly World News (WWN), in the past, has reported that President John F. Kennedy is still alive. Supposedly he is more or less a vegetable. Now, reportedly, Elizabeth Mortenson is claiming to be the daughter of JFK and Marilyn Monroe. Ms. Mortenson reportedly "is planning a fall speaking tour of college campuses in which she will tell her life story in the hope that JFK will catch wind of her crusade and go public..." Coming soon to a college near you.

North Koreans Turn To Cannibalism

North Korea is having problems with food shortages at the moment. But according to an article in WWN, many North Koreans are so bad off they are digging up corpses and eating them. Reportedly, some are even committing murder to keep from starving.

Troubled Teens Dying From Cow Manure Sniffing

Latest craze among teens is reportedly sniffing cow manure to get high. Methane gas released from decaying "cow pies" is supposedly intoxicating. Ms. Tammi Factos, president of Mothers Against Manure, charges that "manure sniffing has reached epidemic proportions." (Sure, what do you expect, now that the kids can't get marijuana?) Dangers include permanent brain damage and even death.

(Source for the preceding has been "The Weekly World News" (WWN), available at fine grocery stores everywhere. Due to the nature of the source, readers are advised to take that into consideration when they evaluate this issue of CN.)

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